Free 90-minute workshop for established service business owners  ·  Replay available for 48 hours

Free 90-Minute Workshop

Find the Break in Your Marketing

Your marketing probably isn't broken everywhere. Pinpoint the weak point costing you leads, sales or revenue, and leave with your own 6-week Potency Prescription.

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Malissa Thorpe, founder of Marketing Apothekary

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Find the Break in Your Marketing

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Melbourne, Australia
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90 Min
Live online workshop

The Problem

Your Marketing Probably Isn't Broken Everywhere

But when leads are inconsistent, sales are harder to predict or revenue isn't reflecting the amount of work going into your marketing, it can feel as though the whole system needs rebuilding.

Usually, it does not.

You have a mile-long list of things you could fix, build, optimise or automate. The offer could be tighter. The message could be clearer. The ads could be better. The funnel could be shorter. The follow-up could be stronger. The sales process could convert more. The tech could stop behaving like it was assembled during a séance.

Some of those things may genuinely need attention. But they do not all deserve your attention at once.

That is where otherwise capable business owners get trapped. They keep treating whichever symptom is loudest, newest or most irritating, yet the underlying constraint survives. Sometimes it becomes more expensive.

More traffic will not rescue an offer people do not want. A new funnel will not fix leads that were never followed up. More content cannot make an unclear message suddenly persuasive.

Find the Break in Your Marketing gives you a practical way to stop guessing, locate the weak point and decide how to treat it.

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A symptom tells you where the pain is. It does not automatically tell you what caused it.

In This Free Workshop

You Will Learn How To

Diagnose

Find the Real Constraint Before Prescribing Another Tactic

Examine the full path your customers travel: Traffic, Message, Offer, Funnel, Sales, Retention, Economics. Learn where demand weakens, trust falls, action stops or value leaks. Leave with a clearer view of what is actually limiting results, and what is merely imperfect.

Formulate

Build the Smallest Useful Remedy

You don't need to renovate your entire marketing system every time something underperforms. Turn your diagnosis into a focused prescription, choose the fewest ingredients capable of changing the commercial result, and define a test you can realistically complete.

Scry

Turn Marketing Activity Into Evidence You Can Use

A good idea is still only a hypothesis until the market responds. Brew the formulation in the real world, read the signals without telling yourself stories, and refine the right ingredient instead of abandoning the entire plan.

Workshop Outcome

You Will Leave With Your Own 6-Week Potency Prescription

This is not a workshop where you finish with seventeen pages of notes and no idea what to do on Monday. You will complete four decisions for your own business.

Your Diagnosis

The constraint most likely weakening your marketing now.

Your Formulation

The specific change you will put into the market over the next six weeks.

Your Signal

The number or behaviour that will tell you whether the formulation worked.

Your Inscription

Where you will record the result, so the lesson becomes part of the business instead of disappearing into another forgotten document.

The Core Model

Profitable Potency Requires Three Conditions

Straight from the Grimoire: the framework behind every diagnosis.

The Marketing Apothekary grimoire, open to the Profitable Potency triangle: Clarity, Leverage, Predictability
Clarity

I Know What to Do

Identify the real constraint and choose a focused course of action instead of reacting to every visible symptom.

Predictability

I Know What Works

Connect your decisions to measurable customer behaviour and commercial results, then repeat and improve what the evidence supports.

Leverage

It Does Not All Depend on Me

What works is understood, recorded and eventually supported by people, processes, technology, automation and AI.

Evidence

What Can Change When You Repair the Right Weak Point

Malissa has spent more than 20 years finding the overlooked constraint behind underperforming marketing.

1.1% 6%
VSL conversion rate, improved within 10 days by treating the conversion problem instead of increasing the traffic dose.
$250 $125
Cost per appointment, halved for a neuropathy campaign with one conversion-focused intervention.
15 / Week
Appointments from an evergreen webinar system: leads below $5, consultations below $200, without a constant live-launch cycle.

These are not promises that every business will produce the same numbers. They are examples of what better diagnosis makes possible: less waste, more useful evidence and stronger commercial decisions.

Is This for You?

Know Before You Register

This Workshop Is for You If

  • You run an established service business, coaching business, consultancy, advisory business or owner-led small team.
  • You already have a validated offer, paying clients and enough marketing activity to examine.
  • Your marketing is functioning, but results feel inconsistent, fragmented or difficult to explain.
  • You're running ads, content, email, funnels, sales activity or follow-up, but unsure which part is actually constraining growth.
  • You've tried tactics, tools, courses, freelancers or agencies and still find yourself wondering what deserves attention first.
  • You are willing to use evidence, implement one priority at a time and build marketing capability inside the business.

This Isn't the Right Workshop If

  • You're still deciding whether to start a business or haven't yet validated an offer.
  • You want a universal tactic, an instant guarantee, or a prescription before anyone examines the problem.
  • You're unwilling to implement, measure or learn from the result.
  • You run a product-based, ecommerce, retail or inventory-led business needing specialist guidance for that model.
  • You're looking for Wicca, manifestation, spiritual practice or supernatural teaching.

Marketing Apothekary uses the apothecary world as a memorable teaching analogy for serious, practical, evidence-led marketing. The only "magic" here is the very real improvement that happens when the right marketing ingredients are combined properly.

Malissa Thorpe

About Malissa

Hi, I'm Malissa Thorpe

I have spent more than 20 years working across marketing strategy, copywriting, funnels, paid traffic, conversion, automation and customer journeys in Australia and overseas.

I'm usually the person people call when the marketing is active, the tech exists and everyone is doing things, but the numbers still refuse to behave.

Give me a complicated funnel and I'll find the 95 steps it doesn't need. Give me a vague offer and I'll keep asking questions until the outcome becomes clear. Give me a dashboard full of activity and I'll work backwards from the sales result to find the number that actually matters.

Marketing Apothekary exists because capable business owners need a better way to think. It brings strategy, psychology, language, technology, data and systems into one practical method: rigorous marketing with a little more character, and considerably less beige.

Final Invitation

Stop Doing More Marketing.
Start Making Your Marketing More Potent.

Join Malissa for Find the Break in Your Marketing and discover what is weakening your results, what actually deserves your attention, and how to test the remedy over the next six weeks.

One Diagnosis One Formulation One 6-Week Plan

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Questions

Before You Register

Is This Really Free?

Yes. The live 90-minute workshop and recording are free when you register. The recording is available for 48 hours after the live session.

Will There Be a Replay?

Yes, for 48 hours after the live session. Register even if you can't attend live and the recording link will be sent to you. Just make sure to watch it within that window.

Is This Only for Coaches?

No. It's designed for established coaches, consultants, advisors and service-based small business owners. The examples and diagnostic model focus on businesses that sell expertise, services or transformation rather than physical products.

Do I Need to Know My Marketing Numbers?

Bring whatever you have. Perfect reporting is not required. Part of the workshop is learning which signals are useful and where guesses are currently standing in for evidence.

Will You Diagnose My Whole Business Live?

You'll work through the diagnostic model using your own business, and Malissa may coach selected examples during the session. The promise isn't to solve every marketing problem in 90 minutes. It's to help you identify the weak point most likely to deserve attention and build a focused 6-week prescription around it.

I'm Not Into Wicca or Witchcraft?

Great. This isn't about that. The apothecary language is a teaching device for serious, practical marketing: scrying means reading data, formulating means combining the right strategic ingredients, enchanting means using technology, automation, AI or delegation once a process is understood. No spell casting required.

What Happens After the Workshop?

At the end, Malissa will invite business owners who want guided support applying the complete Marketing Apothekary Method to join the 12-week Marketing Apothekary Founding Cohort. There is no obligation to join.

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